This is our City: Happy Days, Prepare To Party For United's Wheels Are Finally Falling Off, Old Bacon Face Is Retiring

8 May 2013

Happy Days, Prepare To Party For United's Wheels Are Finally Falling Off, Old Bacon Face Is Retiring

We've been waiting for this joyous day to come and it's finally upon us, Alex Ferguson is stepping down because mother nature has finally caught up with him. Even more joyous is the news that the FA's David Gill will also be stepping down at United, meaning United will no longer hold power among the board of the Football Association.

Two wheels finally off and all we need now is the departures of the cripple Rio Ferdinand and mercenary Ryan Giggs. I can already smell the fear of United fans from here.

But this is not just a great day for Manchetser City fans, it's also a great day for English football. No more Fergy manipulating referees, for too long has he infected English football with his hold over the FA and referees. Very few officials dared to cross the Old Scot, he has been gifted far to much respect as far as I'm concerned.

Sir Matt Busby laid the foundations for Fergy's reign, Old Bacon Face joined a club with more money than the entire league had put together. If anything Liverpools Bill Shankly, Manchester City's Joe Mercer and City legend Sir Matt Busby were and still are the best managers to ever grace English football because they did it with nothing but true grit and determination.

Ill be celebrating with a pint at old red noses and United expense for today is a good day, what will you be doing?





17 comments:

  1. Anonymous8/5/13

    A special version of 'Ding Dong The Wizard has gone' ' at Wembley on saturday night jelly n Ice Cream..bouncy castles? Partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Dean Saunders needs a job!"

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    1. Lol, I wonder how many rags will turn up for their parade, after finding out their safety cushion has finally deflated?

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  2. Apparently Fergy is due a Hip replacement according to Dwight Yorke, Hip Hip Hoooray!

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  3. Lol Shrek (Wayne Rooney) wants out of United again, only this time he wants out to Bayern Munich.

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  4. Hate to say it, but he's only going upstairs. He'll still be sticking his nose in, bullying the FA and officials. Lets just hope his successor (who I strongly suspect will be Moyes) gets fed up with the interference pretty quickly

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    1. He is becoming the director at United, he will have no influence on coaching, training or match day goings on. He will have no influence over officials and United will finally have no influential position at the FA with David Gill gone.

      United will eventually fall from grace no matter what Fergy does in his new position, lets face another fact that Fergy eventually has to meet his maker and has a date with Mr Grim himself.

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    2. You don't seriously believe that do you. As long as he's there he'll have the final say, just as Busby did. Mind you, that didn't work too well.

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    3. Too right I believe it, he can't manipulate match officials because as a Director he isn't allowed any closer than in the stands with the fans.

      He can't dictate United's play because he won't be pitch side on match day, he can't dictate play off field unless they get some chump to play second fiddle.

      He can't dictate tactics and substitutions without putting the new managers nose out of joint. He can only dictate what goes on at board level so yes I am loving it right now. His retirement couldn't have come at a worse time for the scum.

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    4. Ultimately your words exactly 'that didn't go too well'.

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  5. His manipulation of match officials isn't done pitch side, it's through the back door. He can dictate play if necessary by simply telling whoever the manager is what to do. If the new manager does well he won't need to put his nose out of joint, if taggart thinks he knows better he'll have no issues with pissing him off. Have you ever known him worry about pissing all and sundry off?
    All this was set up for last season till we pissed on their fireworks, and if you don't believe he has a huge influence over the powers that be just look at the scum game at Chelsea this season, and our game at Chelsea last season

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    1. You credit him with far too much, Directors of football never have any influence unless they hold power at the FA. If you think the next manager who arrives at United will bow to Fergy, then you can bet he isn't good enough to fill Old red noses slippers.

      He's only retiring for two reasons, one hes not fit enough anymore and two he knows United will struggle from this point on so is retiring to leave on a high instead of a low.

      Don't be fooled by the aquisition of Robin Van Ponce, they won't be buying like that anymore unless they can maintian a top 3 place. You only need look at Liverpool so as reference.

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    2. Liverpool haven't been top 3 for years, yet they paid a ridiculous amount of money for Carroll. Ok so it didn't work, but they are no reference. I agree with you about why he's retiring, but not about the amount of power he has.
      It doesn't look like we're going to agree, and I would like to think that you're right, but I don't think so.

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    3. You're not the first City fan to disagree with me and won't be the last, in fact my season card holding aunt in Manchester tends to disagree with me on a 50/50 most of the time.

      I don't disagree with you on the fact he will keep hold of a level of power at United, I just disagree with you that he will hold enough power to keep United on the up. As great a manager as he was with more cash than anyone else may I add, I highly doubt the guy has been learning how to be a Director of a football club with his role as Manager, his Whiskey drinking and Horse Racing addiction keeping him busy.

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    4. May I add he's getting on and due surgery on a hip, he probably lacks the skills to be a successful Director and will be more occupied with maintaining his health and spending more time with his wife.

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  6. Anonymous8/5/13

    now he's not doing the day to day things like training etc...his age will catch up on him within months and he will be a drooling mess this time nxt year.

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  7. Anonymous9/5/13

    You forgot Cloughy in the summary of greatest managers in english football

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