Trafford United Vs Pride Of Manchester, United Throw Toys Out Their Pram After losing To Manchester

In my previous article I predicted that Wayne Rooney was more likely to dive/go down easily ahead of Ashley Young, Rooney proved me to be correct after theatrically throwing his heels back up into the air to land on his knees.

Resulting in getting Captain Vincent Kompany yellow carded by Andre Marriner, the only time he pulled out a card for United was when he were left with absolutely no choice. But as soon as I City player did the slightest little thing the cards came out.

Which is why I am so so proud of our lads for beating the twelfth man once again and achieving the double, over what I believe to be a bunch of stuck up, arrogant and childish, cheating sore losers over at the swamp. evidence?

Paul Scholes trying to head butt Yaya Toure because Toure kept him in his pocket all night, it was hilarious watching him try to stand on his toes to gain a bit more height. In the 9th minute United players threw their hands up in the air claiming Vincent Kompany handled the ball in the 18 yard area, trying to claim a penalty but the ball clearly hit Kompany's chest.

Rooney reminded me of Kevin from Kevin and Perry Go Large having a tantrum, loved every second of watching him throw his hands up in the air all frustrated. Ferguson accusing Mancini of badgering officials after Mancini having every right to show his frustration at Andre Marriner showing favouritism towards United, clearly Ferguson saw this as undermining Uniteds advantage.

Our other two yellow cards came from Nigel Dejong tangling with Welbeck, nothing malicious and looked completely accidental to me with Dejong off balance as Welbeck nudged him aside. The third when Yaya Toure bounced the ball on the ground in frustration, I mean how the F does that warrant a yellow card?

Up until the last 30 minutes (including 5min Fergy time), United were given advantage by Andre Marriner but our lads battled on for every ball trying to close down every United player, it was not until the 68th minute that United started to get frustrated thus starting to lose their patience at one goal down.

On the 69th minute Jones was booked for a blatant and wild challenge on Gareth Barry, it was in the 76th minute that Dejong and Welbeck collided and Fergy jumped out of his seat to square up with Mancini. Then around the 78th minute mark Michael Carrick blatantly fouled Gareth Barry right in front of Fergy and he just sat there like butter wouldn't melt. (Fergy the biggest hypocrite in world football)

Gareth Barry was clearly being targeted by United and I totally understand why, he was absolutely amazing controlling the midfield and releasing Yaya Toure to attack. That's what United do to you see, they target the most influential player(s) when they get frustrated. Gareth Barry, Vincent Kompany and Yaya Toure in our case, which is why I didn't question Mancini's choice to take off Carlos Tevez for Nigel Dejong.

Bobby Manc was on top form and kept Fergy in his pocket, very active in his technical area, he marshalled our lads on to win the biggest derby of my era.

Our defending was world class with Kompany and Lescott keeping the over rated Wayne Rooney quiet all night, United only achieved 2 shots off target giving Joe Hart very little to do in that aspect.

They did however claim as many crosses as we did, unable to break us down or cause us any real danger. We on the other hand achieved 7 shots off target and 3 shots on target.

I will say this much about referee Andre Marriner, although he showed a little favouritism towards United. He also allowed both sides to play their own game rather than continuously slow play down gifting United advantage like other referees.

All in all a top class performance from all our lads and a very well deserved win to cap off an absolutely breath taking season.

Our Pass rate was 85% compared to Uniteds 81%
Our Fouls won 14 compared to Uniteds 11
Our Fouled conceded 11 compared to Uniteds 15

For us to win the title now we will have to continue to out score United and take this performance into our last 2 games against QPR and Newcastle.

A United fan smashed the window of our Manchester City store on Market Street, a man was arrested but no information on that just yet.

United are claiming that England International Danny Welbeck is having to wear a special sock, to protect the injury he apparently picked up after Dejong tackled him THOUGH WELBECK MANAGED TO PLAY ON FOR 19 MINUTES WITH THE SO CALLED INJURY?

Now we all know this United tactic don't we, say a player is injured only for it to appear as nothing but a hoax.

Other news: Manchester City have the green light to develop our £100m training complex along side our Etihad Stadium.

Keep the Faith!