Derby Day Laugh: Nani Gets In First Excuse, Uefa Threaten Us And Fergy States The Obvious, Will Young Dive?, The Argentine Connection

Well well well Fergies gagging order didn't last long now did it, with Nani apparently blasting his team mates by claiming they should be ashamed of themselves for letting City back in the title fight. It's not only United fans that are arrogant, they're players as just as much if not more, also deluded into believing that they carry with them the supernatural spirit of players past. I can hear those rags right now, "You only won the league because we let you".

Legendary loud mouths and saddo's Bryan Robson and Paddy Crerand have collaborated with urrrrm who?, only some unknown Malaysian sensation and winner of the Asian Pop Idol. A song recorded for the Manchester derby (sad), spun as some kind of fundraiser for cancer research.

OK its a cause I support myself but it masks the pathetic and sad reality that is, they actually believe it will make a difference for United in the derby. The song they chose to murder was 'You raise me up', as they say "A tribute to United's legends'. How desperate can you really get.

Apparently we and Chelsea have been warned by Europe's governing body that, if we spend big we will be restricted in Europe and possibly banned. So no threats for United then?, or Real Madrid? or both Milan clubs either? nor Bayern Munich?, like none of those clubs can spend big.

I believe it's just an empty threat designed for the easily led, unfortunately we're not easily led and certainly not in a position were we need to spend big anyway. By my calculation we should be able to wrap up four or five superstars for around £80 million and then sell a few players for about £60 million, add to that the revenue for this season and the final standings in the league and we our living well within our means.

Old red nose bacon face fergy claims that if we beat United we will deserve to win the title, I highlight the word 'deserve'. Even before a derby ball is kicked I believe we deserve to win the title far more than United do, after all the only reason United are still in the race is due to the back hand help they have received from referees while referees continuously punished City in the final third.

Will Ashley Young dive against us in the derby?, it made me laugh hearing Fergy lightly roast Ashley Young for diving after he dived for a second time. Fergy damn well knows the FA will not punish England players who they deem indispensable,  which is why Fergy allowed Wayne Rooney to dive so much. Which is why I don't think Ashley young will dive, I believe the threat is more likely to come from Wayne Rooney the master of diving and teacher to Cristiano Ronaldo and now Ashley Young.

Behind the scenes our club are in search for the cream of the crop of youth talent, but there also seems to be another plan in motion.  Carlos Tevez now lives with his wife and girls just around the corner from fellow Arge Pablo Zabaleta, and is only a phone call away from fellow Arge Sergio Aguero when in need of a golf buddy.

Will Tevez finally decide to stay on at City now that he seems happy and settled?, I certainly hope so for he still is in my opinion one of the best strikers in the world. Not to mention the fact United fans absolutely hate that he has been given a second chance, every second of seeing Tevez happy in a City shirt is just pure agony for the rags.

I have full confidence that our Argentine fire power will do the job and tie United in knots.

Fergies upset because he feels the Financial Fair Play rules will fail due to loop holes (naaaaarrrrrr really?), hoping the FFP would hinder City and Chelsea while stop anyone else from rising as fast as Manchester City have done.

Comon City, Comon City!

Good luck lads and make us proud!