This is our City: Tevez Devastates City, Woooooooooo, Just Give Us A Moment

5 July 2011

Tevez Devastates City, Woooooooooo, Just Give Us A Moment

Moment to top ourselves, cry with extreme heartache and preach the end of the world.

The world of media as it is now, is nothing more than a comedy sitcom and it is only a matter of time before we're gifted with a sitcom based on The Office of the Daily Mail.

Carlos Tevez has ROCKED Manchester City causing turmoil within the changing room, players are talking up a mutiny and newly acquired defender Gael Clichy is already talking up a move to Sunday League football.

"I am totally devastated that Carlos Tevez wants to leave Manchester City, he was the only reason I joined City and now I am going to look a complete tool."

"Manchester City are now going to be relegated to the third division without Tevez and never win anything for the next 38 years."


There is talk of our owner now losing faith because Tevez wants to leave and he is plotting the sale of Manchester City to a group of little green men who wish to turn us into a medical research center and convert our stadium into a landing site for their mother ship.

It is being reported that our players are on their IPhone's putting calls out for all other players to reject Manchester City, they are using the unrest of Tevez to promote the chaos at Manchester City.

Manchester City fans around the world are being found lining up outside mental institutions and on the edge of cliffs because Tevez does not like Manchester anymore.

Roberto Mancini has given in his notice and it is being reported that he is on his way back to Italy to sell our best players to Inter Milano.

This is CiTyBlUe signing off as I am now going to buy a rope to hang myself with.

'On a serious note City will progress without Carlos Tevez but with that said, Carlos Tevez will not be going anywhere unless another club can and will buy him.

City will replace him with as good as if not better and I have full confidence in Mancini.'

2 comments:

  1. I second that, the other top teams in the league and in the world didn't get there with Tevez in their team.

    Can I just say though that this family excuse is a bag of crap. Why not move them to Italy or wherever is warm enough and has more than 2 restaurants and fly home to them you dozy twonk. Just goes to show the family excuse is fabrication by his agent to try and get another wedge out of it. I think he's going to struggle to find a club now and he might have to reside himself to staying and eat lots of Manchester humble tart.

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  2. Anonymous5/7/11

    there is more than two good restaurants in and around Manchester oh shit he cannot be arsed to learn english! As for missing his kids fly them over once a month the guy is loaded other than that why don't he buy his contract out and do one ! I am just recovering from having a heart attack bin told i need more work done on my heart and as i work as a temp no work suitable for me so no season ticket for me!On his wage i woud live anyplace even Liverpool and be well happy

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