Xmas Special: Man United Bitter Much, Ha Ha Ha Ha Meeeeerry Christmas

When you thought you'd seen it all Alex Fungalson over at the swamp stoops to an all new bitter low by suggesting United deserve all the credit for Manchester City winning the Premier League title.

"It was another day in the history of Manchester United. That’s all it was. It created the drama that only United can produce."I’ve still got a wee bit of anger in me, thinking of how we threw the league away last season." 

Now the fact he is angry makes me all warm inside, just the tonic for a great Christmas." Throwing away the league is extremely delusional considering his pathetic little two bit club had help from the FA and referee's. They wrongfully red carded Vincent Kompany in the Derby, Gareth Barry against Liverpool and Mario Balotelli red carded and banned after the game had finished for a genuine and unavoidable accident on Van Percie.

I seem to recall United and Liverpool getting extra special treatment from the referees and linesmen on those two occasions. Three key players in Manchester City's squad banned from playing at pivotal moments in last seasons title race, then there was Ashley Young's blatant dives live on TV for the whole world to see that won United two games they probably should have never even won.

I could go on but Alex Fungalson's claims are just so hilarious I just can't stop chuckling. In my opinion if the right players were punished and the wrong players not punished, then Manchester City would have won that league title probably by 9 to 12 points easily.

I picked a few snippets from the Telegraph which also made me chuckle, first the delusion of a typical rag United fan.

 "Pat Connor, Manchester United fan at Sunderland:"I’m 74 now and have watched United all my life, but in all that time, I have never seen anything as despicable as the behaviour of the Sunderland fans when City scored. They were all singing City songs and doing the ‘Poznan’ at the end. I just thought it was disgusting, especially as we have given them about five or six players in recent seasons. The feeling I had at the end of the game was that I just wanted United to hammer Sunderland whenever they play them again." 

 A bitter 74 year old seasoned United fan provides evidence that the rag mentality really does run deep, so United have given away players to Sunderland?. If a player is truly free then hes a Bosman, in which case the second he becomes a Bosman he's no longer owned by his old club. So either United have been illegally drafting players off to a club for free under our noses, or this idiot of a United fan has it in his head that Sunderland owed United for the players they bought off them with cash. (I always knew they were a delusional bunch).

 Phil Jones, Manchester United player:"We thought we’d done it, then we hadn’t – it was crazy. You went from high to low in the space of about ten seconds. I just remember the manager telling us after the game: ‘Always remember this experience and don’t let it happen again."

Confirming they believed they had wrapped up the title before the season ended, in which case they actually did deserve the Sunderland fans reaction for being so arrogant (another trait that seems to run deep over at the swamp).

 Merry Christmas to City fans and all those at Manchester City FC, hope you all have a great one!